Not Ok, Cupid

"you know you might asked to be asked to delete your profile on here because your making all the other girls look bad."

Ok, I’m flattered. Love me forever. I don’t even care about your lack of punctuation.

"

thank you for the reply claire :)

i see on your profile that we got some things in common.
we both like sushi and hummus :)

some info on me.

i am single, never been married, and don’t have any kids.
my ethnicity is 1/2 cambodian, 1/4 chinese, 1/4 vietnamese.
some of my friends call me the “asian buffet” since i am mixed with 3 asian ethnicities. lol :)

i made a career change from business management to become a nurse anesthetist because i wanted to save lives and take care of people instead of selling cell phones.

i don’t go on the computer much.
i was wondering.

would it be ok if we exchange cell phone numbers?
so we can talk or text each other sometime.
here is mine.

jason
(***) ***-****

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You most definitely lost me at “asian buffet”. There’s no way.

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"Hey,
I found your profile very interesting and I really like your smile :) I recently graduated from Stanford and currently with Netflix. Do reply if you would like to chat further so that we can get to know more about each other. Talk to you soon!
Cheers,
Addy"

Stanford and Netflix? God, you’re just trying to spoil me.

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"Hey gorgeous, how’s your sunday night going? I like what you wrote so I thought I’d say hi. Here’s a picture of me since I didn’t upload any. Anyway I’d love to hear back if you’re interested in chatting."

http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/sheograth2/me/?action=view&current=me.jpg

Um, just because you cut the girl’s face out doesn’t make it ok. Also, no.

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"Wink back if you like what you see…."

Delete message if you look like a serial killer…

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"Thor thanks you for your generous compliment and notes happily that he is message-worthy. I think you (Madeleine) will find happiness in life."

I told him that I loved him, too soon?

Text 1
Notes That awkward moment when the guy your friend is sleeping with messages you on OkCupid and asks to “hookup”.

No me gusta.

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"OK, so I have to admit, anybody whose favorite movie of all time is Night of the Lepus is somebody I want to know a little bit more about. What is it about that movie? Are you just into giant rabbits?"

Someone who finally understands.

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"Hey? Your profile gave me the creeps a little lol. but anyways how are you doing?"

2% match. Of course it does.

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"Hey my name is Josh. I read through your profile and saw you’re learning lithuanian, which is cool because my family is lithuanian. Message me back"

I don’t take orders from men like you! Cue dramatic hair flip and storming out. And by storming out, I mean deleting the message.